on Jul 13th, 2009Astrology jokes
Astrology jokes
Traditionally astrology is thought of as a field that has to be taken seriously. However there are many who like to look at the lighter side of things. Doing so not only takes the fear of something away but also makes it more accessible to a larger audience. The same goes for astrology. There are several astrology jokes doing the rounds and which make you see it in a lighter vein. Almost all astrology jokes revolve around the 12 zodiac or sun signs. Each of these sun signs has typical characteristics associated with them and which can be observed in the behaviour and actions of the person. Astrology jokes doing the rounds tell you how people with different sun signs will react in different situations. For example, astrology jokes tell you how people will react to near death experiences. VIRGO: Working a marathon 60 hours straight, Virgo collapses and leaves the body. She moves through that delightfully clean and sparkling tunnel of light, occasionally reflecting upon possible improvements . . . but soon becomes so worried by the thought of her loved ones “managing” without her that she snaps back into the body like white lightning, sits up, and calmly pronounces herself alive, glancing at her watch. ARIES: “Who’s in charge here? I’d like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen to me! Where can I get a crystal palace backlit with white light like that one?” There are astrology jokes in the popular series of ‘how to change a light bulb’ also. For example, CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them. Astrology jokes also list the different prayers that different sun signs will make. LIBRA: “Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?” GEMINI: “Yo God…(or is it Goddess?)…Who are you?…What are you?…..Where are You?…..How many of you ARE there? I can’t figure you out!” There are also astrology jokes making fun of the kind of pets that people will have depending on their sun signs. TAURUS: A turtle: it’s slow-moving, doesn’t need a lot of attention, and won’t compete with its owner for food. Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it? Another set of astrology jokes tells you about after sex comments. Pisces: “What did you say your name was again?” Sagittarius: “Don’t call me-I’ll call you.”
